No Zoom Good Deed Goes Unpunished©
Friends, Romans, country persons, lend me your ears! Lend me 10 bucks!! Lend me your Tesla!!! I am about to tell you the most pathetic story you’ve ever heard. (This…
The Mindfulness of a Domestic Goddess©
Good morning, friends! Rise and shine! Let’s start our day with some inspirational clichés. Then we’ll hit the dirt and do 20 push-ups. Are you with me? But, first, I…
Covid 19 Looney Tunes Personality Disorder©
Hello, fellow prisoners! Thanks for taking our COVID-19 Looney Tunes Personality Disorder (Ell-Pee-Tee-Dee) questionnaire to determine if you are exhibiting clinical berserkitude. AKA going bananas. {FYI: Humans and bananas share 50% of…
Acceptance and Gratitude For What Life Gives Us©
In March 2020, ‘Burbia, the land that time forgot, became a claustrophobic clamshell. Work, restaurants, gyms. Shut tight. Chic dinner soirees a fading memory. My approaching birthday, one with a…
Pandemic Survival Tips for ‘Burbian Beings©
The world is eerily and catastrophically quiet. I sit at my desk, sipping coffee from the Fungulicious Ointment mug my husband stole from Stamford Hospital. Staring at the cheery little bug-eyed creature with…