Dearly beloved, thank you for inviting Me to speak at today’s services. It is an honor that warms Me to the deepest depths of My soul – that is, if…

Dear readers, this is a very serious three-part series about dark humor and coping with mental health issues. I am, of course, the star of each episode. {Please note: everything…

This is an idiotic story about personal growth that also delivers cheap tips on mindfulness and self-reflection. But, if you really pay attention, you’ll find upon further scrutiny that these…

The year is 2022. We are in the backyard of Trudi Glockenspiel and Mr. Snuffy, a typical ‘Burbian couple living a typical boring life in ‘Burbia, the land that time…

Hellllooo, world! I have BIG NEWS! Listen up: 14 days ago precisely, I got my 27th COVID booster! Yup! On National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. And now, baby, I’m…

“It is the sweet simple things in life which are the real ones after all.” Laura Ingalls Wilder Hey, there, eaters. Listen up: I have a new recipe! It’s been…

Hi! My name is Amelia Meschuggeberger and this is my story. You and I met at the Stinky Dive ‘n Jive Saloon in Brooklyn when COVID sidelined me from my…

Today I’m going to talk to you about the meaning of life and how I found it. For most of my life, it never occurred to me to search for the…

Those of you who know me know that I am not a domestic goddess. I do not cook. I do not clean. I do not do laundry. Such activities are for…

Hola mis amigos y mis amigas! Estan locos? Are your lights on, but nobody’s home? If so, you may have COVID-19 Loony Tunes Personality Disorder (Ell-Tee-Pee-Dee). To determine if you have…

Bickford-Smythe: “Welcome to TEDDY TALKS, first in all things pretentious and elite. Today we launch a new series called Old Testament Giants and Their Scandals — oops, I mean Sandals.…

Reader advisory: this story has consumers and feminism, militarism and auditory hallucinations in it. Rage against the machine! “If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us,…

Reader beware: This story contains politics and satire! Fake news! Wishful thinking!  Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house –… Voice of Doom: NO! NO! You pinheaded,…

I am not a domestic goddess. You all know that. But what you don’t know is that I have a recipe! For a one-dish M&Ms supper. Remember: M&Ms are comfort…

“COVID side effects are up! Eat more soft serve!” – Mr. Snuffy “No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness” – Aristotle My name is Trudi Glockenspiel…

The following transcript of a couples counseling session was provided by the esteemed psychiatric journal, Uppers, Downers & Boozers, with the explicit understanding that it would not be made public. Therefore…

Since the onset of the pandemic, we’ve all been grappling with extremely disturbing challenges. And, for some of us, the words “mental health,” as well as “fruitcake,” have taken on a…

Hello, fellow prisoners! Thanks for taking our COVID-19 Looney Tunes Personality Disorder (Ell-Pee-Tee-Dee) questionnaire to determine if you are exhibiting clinical berserkitude. AKA going bananas. {FYI: Humans and bananas share 50% of…