Welcome to UGottaLaff (UGL -“yoo-guhl”), ranked #1 in a recent survey of funny websites conducted by the Massapequa Bugle, owned and operated by journalistic giants and literary gurus “Ice Pick Izzy” Schwartz, Angelo “Quack Quack” Ruggiero, and Charlie “The Typewriter” Olivetti. 

UGL’s mission? To offer you a tasty mélange of goofily good-natured humor, witty lampoonery, and snarky satire, seasoned with inspirational true stories, to increase your happiness, hope, and well-being. Think free laffter therapy. Simple to move through. Easy on the eyes. Where words and pictures evoke smiles, laughter, and a few tears – but in a good way.

At this point, zebras of all stripes and sizes are asking, “Is UGL just another funny website selling t-shirts that say, Kiss me buckteeth. My tonsils itch?

All we can say is, “Laughter is the best medicine. Storytelling is the next best medicine.” In fact, we guarantee that any zebra reading this blog will agree that there is no better humor writing on the Internet. And our punctuation is excellent! Because, baby, we have lived. “Lived? What do you mean?” We mean that we have traversed the blue marble, upturned the space/time continuum, definitively proven E = mc2 using popcorn and raisins, and resolved the climate change crisis by hiding under the bed. With the dust bunnies.

Now, you may ask, “who is ‘we’?” Great question! “We” includes UGL’s creator, Amy, and her team of expert digital content creators. Fluffypuss. Peekaboo. Skippy the Squirrel. And Armando Fauci-Bulles-Drôles, MD, blue America’s sweetheart. Yes, we are one of the funny websites!

Having tooted our own horn, so to speak, we also recognize that you may have ideas for UGL. Ideas that will take our #1 rating in that recent survey of funny websites and blast it to infinity and beyond! (We love Buzz Lightyear.)

So, thanks, everyone for reading and subscribing!

UGL: Happy bubbles in a blog. We may be carbonated, but we won’t make you burp!