“Love is in the air everywhere I look around. Love is in the air every sight and every sound.”
— Tom Jones
And, thanks to Tom, we have What’s New Pussycat?©, the ultimate love song for your pet, be it little Simba, cuddly Fido or chubby-cheeked Thumper. To brighten your darling’s day, sing “Pussycat” along with Tom, using my adapted lyrics.
Personalize the experience by inserting your pet’s name and changing his/her/its sounds. {Note: if your pet doesn’t have lips or hips, it’s OK to improvise.}
When you’re done serenading your heart out, relax with an extra bonus! A hilarious monologue by comic John Mulaney, available at the end of the lyrics below. Look, folks, laff therapy doesn’t get any better than this! And it’s free. No ads. No hard sell. Just joy!
What’s new, Fluffypuss? Meeeeoooooowwww
What’s new, Fluffypuss? Meeeeoooooowwww
Fluffypuss Fluffypuss, we’ve got flowers
And lots of hours to nap with you
So go and powder your wet wittle Fluffypuss nose
Fluffypuss, Fluffypuss, we wuv you, yes, we do
You and your Fluffypuss nose
What’s new, Peekaboo? Meeeeoooooowwww
What’s new, Peekaboo? Meeeeoooooowwww
Peekaboo, Peekaboo, you’re not thrilling
But we’re still willing to care for you
So go and make up your pixilated Peekaboo eyes
Peekaboo, Peekaboo, we wuv you, yes, we do
You and your Peekaboo eyes
What’s new, Fluffypuss? Meeeeoooooowwww
What’s new, Fluffypuss? Meeeeoooooowwww
Fluffypuss, Fluffypuss, you’re ambitious
And if your wishes can all come true
We’ll soon be kissing your sweet little Fluffypuss ass
Peekaboo, Peekaboo, we wuv you, yes, we do
You and your Peekaboo lips
You and your Peekaboo eyes
You and your Peekaboo hips
And now, John Mulaney’s hysterically funny monologue about What’s New Pussycat? and the Salt and Pepper Diner.
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: David Hal/Bacharach Burt F.
What’s New Pussycat lyrics © Emi U Catalog, Inc.
Featured photo by Antoine Julien on Unsplash
That’s hilarious =). Would love to hear your demo of this version.
Amy, that was great…soooooo funny!! Thanks for sharing!
Put “What’s New Pussycat” together with comedian John Mulaney and you have a laff-nado!!! Glad you liked it.