Inspirational New Year’s Thoughts In An Election Year
Dearly beloved, thank you for inviting Me to speak at today’s services. It is an honor that warms Me to the deepest depths of My soul – that is, if…
Dark Humor: How I Cope With Mental Health Issues
Dear readers, this is a very serious three-part series about dark humor and coping with mental health issues. I am, of course, the star of each episode. {Please note: everything…
Personal Growth on the Cheap: An Easy Read©
This is an idiotic story about personal growth that also delivers cheap tips on mindfulness and self-reflection. But, if you really pay attention, you’ll find upon further scrutiny that these…
Fake News? Or the Real Deal?©
The year is 2022. We are in the backyard of Trudi Glockenspiel and Mr. Snuffy, a typical ‘Burbian couple living a typical boring life in ‘Burbia, the land that time…
My Bucket List, Boosters and Sainthood©
Hellllooo, world! I have BIG NEWS! Listen up: 14 days ago precisely, I got my 27th COVID booster! Yup! On National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day. And now, baby, I’m…
PB & J Delight…One of the Simple Things©
“It is the sweet simple things in life which are the real ones after all.” Laura Ingalls Wilder Hey, there, eaters. Listen up: I have a new recipe! It’s been…
It Is What It is. Hoax? Hustle? Con?©
Hi! My name is Amelia Meschuggeberger and this is my story. You and I met at the Stinky Dive 'n Jive Saloon in Brooklyn when COVID sidelined me from my…
What the Heck is the Meaning of Life?©
Today I’m going to talk to you about the meaning of life and how I found it. For most of my life, it never occurred to me to search for the…
Chicken Carcass One-Dish Supper with Shrimp Cocktail©
Those of you who know me know that I am not a domestic goddess. I do not cook. I do not clean. I do not do laundry. Such activities are for…
COVID-19 Personality Disorder Quiz©
Hola mis amigos y mis amigas! Estan locos? Are your lights on, but nobody’s home? If so, you may have COVID-19 Loony Tunes Personality Disorder (Ell-Tee-Pee-Dee). To determine if you have…