TEDDY TALKS: Moses and the Old Testament©
Bickford-Smythe: “Welcome to TEDDY TALKS, first in all things pretentious and elite. Today we launch a new series called Old Testament Giants and Their Scandals -- oops, I mean Sandals.…
The Revenge of She-Who-Never-Forgets©
Reader advisory: this story has consumers and feminism, militarism and auditory hallucinations in it. Rage against the machine!“If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do…
Amy Klobuchar’s Fever Dream©
Reader beware: This story contains politics and satire! Fake news! Wishful thinking! Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house –… Voice of Doom: NO! NO! You pinheaded,…
M&Ms Mélange…Tune In. Turn On. Daze Out.©
I am not a domestic goddess. You all know that. But what you don’t know is that I have a recipe! For a one-dish M&Ms supper. Remember: M&Ms are comfort…
Mr. Snuffy, Soft Serve & Side Effects©
"COVID side effects are up! Eat more soft serve!" - Mr. Snuffy“No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness" - AristotleMy name is Trudi Glockenspiel and I…
Is There Any Point at All in Saving This Marriage?©
The following transcript of a couples counseling session was provided by the esteemed psychiatric journal, Uppers, Downers & Boozers, with the explicit understanding that it would not be made public. Therefore…
Mental Health in America Today©
Since the onset of the pandemic, we've all been grappling with extremely disturbing challenges. And, for some of us, the words "mental health," as well as "fruitcake," have taken on a…
Covid 19 Looney Tunes Personality Disorder©
Hello, fellow prisoners! Thanks for taking our COVID-19 Looney Tunes Personality Disorder (Ell-Pee-Tee-Dee) questionnaire to determine if you are exhibiting clinical berserkitude. AKA going bananas. {FYI: Humans and bananas share 50% of…